Bull status: pending2%
He's a donkey. He thinks he's a bull. Don't tell him.
100% real bull horns
source: Donny
$DWTBchapter one
Donny was born a donkey. Nothing wrong with that.
But while the other donkeys dreamed about carrots, naps and slightly greener grass… Donny dreamed about something bigger.
He wanted to become a bull. Not metaphorically. An actual bull.
So he bought some horns. Got himself a bull necklace. Started staring at charts. And never looked back.
Delusional? Maybe.
Bullish? Absolutely.
warning: highly scientific
STAGE 01
the origin story
STAGE 02
bought the horns
STAGE 03
staring at charts
STAGE 04
peak delusion
STAGE 05
unknown territory
Nobody knows what happens next.
Donny has never made it this far.
A creature that is technically not a bull, but refuses to accept that information.
EXAMPLE“Donny bought the dip again. What a wantbull.”
Every bull was once just something that wanted to be a bull.
peer-reviewed by Donny
01
Done.
02
Working on it.
03
Definitely done.
04
ETA: soon™.
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Every holder. Every meme. Every ridiculous bullish post. Brings Donny approximately 0.000001% closer to becoming a real bull. Probably.
The herd is gathering
HE'S NOT A BULL YET
TRUST THE HORNS
BULLISH SINCE YESTERDAY
DON'T CHECK HIS DNA
FAKE IT TILL YOU BULL IT
DONKEY BODY. BULL MINDSET.